So, it goes without saying that most women get hit on by men that put up huge red flags at least once or twice. Getting attention from weirdos seems to be my specialty. In an effort to keep things a little light today, I’m just going to give you a quick round up of some of the most ridiculous pick-up lines I have heard over the past few years…
“I’m hammered. You’re hot. Wanna go do it in the alley?” -No, no I don’t.
“My friend likes you. He’s in my pants, would you like to meet him?” -Really??
“You look like that chick from that movie – I’m too drunk to remember which one, but can I have your number?” -Sure. It’s 867-5309
“Wanna come back to a party with me? You’re really hot… I mean, you smell nice and you don’t even have a lazy eye or anything.” -Are you fucking kidding me? That’s not exactly a compliment. Also, why are you close enough to smell me? Back up.
“Baby, I wish that you were gravy and I were a biscuit so I could sop you up.” -Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. EW.
“Drink up and strip down.” -Yeah, not going to happen. You’ve got a better chance of getting pregnant.
I’m pretty sure this is going to become a series of posts, as the idiots of the world never cease to amaze and astound me…